When I lived in Vietnam I had KFC for my Thanksgiving dinner. I don’t really like American KFC, but I miss Vietnamese KFC, the chicken is way better.

Mentioned in the linked article, but also a very weird (for Americans) phenomenon :)

I mean, people can want whatever kind of butt they want, but take it from a lady with a giant booty: You will never find properly fitting pants again. Ever. In your life. Or you might, but they’ll cost you a kidney.

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

Pinkham’s Law bringing out burner lawyers. This is amazing.

I made a vegan Sweet potato bourbon bisque with chickpea “croutons”.

Needs some cream and butter...

My best friends dad has a friend named Richard. I thought I was really clever by making up the nickname “Bitchard” for him until I learned his last name. the guy's name is for real Dick Bacon

The last pumpkin patch I went to sold wine by the bottle to drink on premises while my friend’s kids ran around hugging pumpkins. It was by far the best pumpkin patch in the history of pumpkin patches. Would recommend...to people who don’t like pumpkins. Or kids.

“Accidental.”

As someone else has already pointed out, they’ll pretend it was accidental I bet.

First thought.

Anyone else terrified for these women and the employees? I would not put it past these assholes to leak all that personal info to anti-choice psychos.

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

Do you ever think the mothers of people who wear pro life cowboy hats wish they would have gotten an abortion

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…

For real, I am digging this season. I know I’m an outlier (I really liked Coven), but so far this is really at the top of my list. Maybe tied w/Murder House? Too early to tell. I think Lady Gaga is killing it and Evan Peters’ character makes me so, so happy. (I’M A SCORPIO, TOO).

I actually like this season quite a bit. It is a bit *much* with all the story lines but I like it right up there with Murder House and Asylum. I hated Freak Show so much (except the bits with Ma Petite- her smile brightened the plot by 1000). Angela is amazing as usual. She was my fave in Coven and quickly becoming…