Espresso / Escape / Especially / Et cetera

To men who do this: Your dicks are not that big.

Dogs everywhere were too busy licking their own butts and could not be reached for comment.

I can't tell if it's her inflection or what, but....ouch. It's so distracting. But now I have to wonder how bad my Italian accent is, because I know my fellow American singers recognize this book from every audition ever.