Rick decided to sew his own asshole shut and live inside of a bird.

So what about the arson against mosques? The rise in hate crimes targeting Muslims? Crimes against immigrants? We can’t stop at just one group.

Me too. I was like “I bet that’s not legal, but what the hell do they care lately’

As Trump doesn’t seem to like mockery and sarcasm, he’s going to hate the UK. Plus, we’ve already had multiple protests against him. It’s a longstanding tradition for Brits to mock anyone who is too full of themselves. Trump provides ample fodder for that mockery.

We’re ready. (NSFW audio)

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Frosty the Snowdong
Had a jolly, happy cock!
8 inches long,
3 inches wide,
Veiny and hard as a fucking rock!

The storage capacity of her hair is spectacular.

Constitutional Lawyers? You mean like that guy named Barack Hussein Obama? Wouldn’t that be some Karmic Justice? :P

“I don’t always masturbate*, but when I do I prefer to be surrounded by my mommy’s things.”

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

Or when you buried the hatchet eight years ago, and Hillary worked closely with Barack as his SoS for four years and everyone became friends. Funny how things actually do change when you are not a whiney baby who holds grudges forever.

I don’t want it to happen but I kind of do.

Yeah, really! Get with it, America! Quit being so reactionary and join the rest of the world!

To be fair you guys really should adopt the metric system it makes WAY more sense.

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

Okay, here’s a taster. See those popes in that elevated pen? Those are probably bank managers and people of their ilk. Everyone shoots fireworks at them.