Not attracted to Jared Leto as a general rule HOWEVER...

Blah blah diamonds are the worst wake up sheeple blah blah blah I love my blood diamond it's so sparkly blah blah all my jewelry is made of hemp blah.

Barefoot Contessa's house. It makes me feel like such a white lady.

Is this relevant? My ancestors were generally too poor to own slaves but I still probably benefit from most of the same privileges related to race that Benedict Cumberbatch does.

Just stop. When you're 25 you'll realize that you've wasted a shit-ton of your life worrying about boring gossip and being pretty enough and eating the 'right' number of calories and getting boys to like you and putting up with toxic friends, and then you'll decide not to do any of those things anymore and the world…

I suspect this one is less close to your heart?

I like Jason Segel but I don't see it.

I went there too. My sketch group gave him (Kevin Bacon) a flyer for our show. He didn't come.

To be fair, there is no not-dumb answer to "would you rather be smart or funny?"

I agree with pretty much all of this but I feel like Kenan Thompson's comments keep getting mischaracterized. He is not "blaming black women" or "saying they're simply unqualified to do comedy." He said the ones WHO HAVE AUDITIONED were not ready, which is true of 95% of the people who audition for SNL. This does not…

Charles and Paul from the Stranger?

Yes, and when charges are dropped, especially in cases of rape and domestic abuse, it's always because nothing happened!

I dunno about that. Mel Gibson still has his defenders (Jodie Foster?) and there was that whole petition for forgiveness of Roman Polanski that pretty much everyone in Hollywood signed. I'm not sure famous actors not publicly denouncing their other famous actor friends is indicative of anything.

Didn't Michael Fassbender beat the shit out of a woman? It's not clear to me why we're not treating him with the same derision and contempt as Chris Brown, especially when he is spouting hypocritical nonsense. Because we like his art better?

This picture makes me feel like if I touched the skin on her face, it would give me magical powers.

seconded

They also put Heath Ledger on the cover after he died, with a REALLY speculative story about his relationship with Michelle Williams.

On the set of The Virgin Suicides 2?

Touche.

Wait wasn't Tavi Gevinson in eighth grade like last year? Have I missed something?