You asked so kindly, so sure.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

Git a rope!

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

It’s kind of sad that my immediate reaction to seeing his two goals was “no chance Billy is going to be able to resist the urge this time.”

Fuck whoever gave you that star. 

Was it? The Rams never adjusted their offense and basically just offered up the same scheme over and over again, which the Patriots simply continued to slap down. You could make that argument on the Rams side (SLIGHTLY) more but then the Patriots figured out one play that worked, ran that 4 times and the Rams just let…

I have no objection to HRC being President. I voted for her. I would vote for her again if it came to that.

I want the Clintons to go away. (Chelsea is fine but she’s not in politics so she doesn’t count) I’m SICK of Bill and I’m SICK of Hillary. Yeah I voted for her but that was because of who she was up against. She’s a neo-liberal centrist, I want nothing to do with her and her cronies. 

Mainly because those three aren’t representing the city of Boston or any number of unnamed municipalities in the general area.

Kingsbury, meanwhile, will reportedly not have to sit out the 2019 season before coaching the Cardinals.

She said this was nothing more than young people wearing “a bunch of red, white and blue, supporting their president.

Counterpoint: They are perfect for peanut butter blossoms.

ohhhhhhhhh look at Mr. Fancy pants big middle school gymnasium guy over here.

Yeah I get not wanting to say exactly what happened to respect his family, but dedicating a part of the column to him and writing glowing, warm things like that is not a thing you do when someone just broke their arm or some shit. :( 

This take is so hot my eyebrows wilted away to nothing. Somebody get me a sharpie.

I’m actually sad. I didn’t know I still had feelings. I hope you mend quickly and thoroughly, Drew.

I did.

So until a couple days ago, he was the head coach of a professional women’s hockey team, a hockey announcer and the VP of a bank?