Heh heh heh.  Oh, white dot with blue tail, will you ever find what you’re looking for?

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

I think it’s also supremely important to nderstand that sure there are some voters for sanders, just like warren, biden and clinton that are in the cult of personality. However, the majority of pro-sanders supporters are there because he’s the first step to truly henry wallace style left politics in america. He’s…

Bernie has pushed the conversation left and forced those who take the money of rich donors over the concerns and hopes of the people defend their actions. That is the gold standard. We need sweeping progressive reform and we needed it decades ago. The “slow rollout” of change hinted at by the centrists is long past…

Thanks for flagging that, it’s been fixed.

I fucking love that Deadspin has fascinating and well-written articles like these, where when you read the headline you momentarily wonder if it’s just a randomly generated string of words, and then you realize that no, there really were two Kentucky farmers that became kings of croquet.

this dude clearly thinks exposing war crimes is a worse crime than war crimes themselves.

yeah, no.

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

> paramilitary contingent

There’s no way that’s a fat suit. Just look at how his back fat jiggles in the beginning and how the belly is actually moving how a real belly would move. Fat suits aren’t even that realistic in high budget movies.

Appealing? No.

With that beard he’ll fit in nicely in Minnesota.

And maybe it’s just the beard, but he kind of looks like a young Bert Blyleven, which shouldn’t hurt his appeal to Twins fans:

“A grilled cheese and meh sandwich?” How dare you minimize the pain that Bay Area fans are feeling at the loss of Sam Dyson and more specifically his handsome cross-eyed, bow-tied, Instagram-savvy cat Snuckles?

Don’t you worry about Mason Foster. He’s shown he can rebound quite well.