Ashley Feinberg or we fucking riot.

Feinberg

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

The horrible shirts that saved the world

Weirdly, out of everything, I think my favorite part of the video is “discoteca.”

Patrick -Aside from the fans, there’s another group that bears the brunt of constant doping scandals - the sponsors. They lay out the cash that pays for the team in return for exposure. When teams dope, the sponsor looks bad despite having had zero to do with it: Phonak, Festina, etc.

I loathe Tucker Max, but this is such a non-story. Why do you care?

OMG a raunchy man writer has paired up with a rauncy woman comedian and you wont believe what squirts next.

Terrible joke. Made me Reche. 

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Not sure what’s “inadvertent” about his remarks. He’s choosing to go play in a better league instead of riding the pine in a lesser league. Pretty straightforward.

You TB12 fan boys are so pathetic. It’s such absolute bullshit.

No offense, but your response is sort of naive. Doubling up on asthma inhaler is probably one of dozens of things he’s doing. Or, it was a plausible excuse for whatever he was using.

Working on it

So much anger seething out of this story about a ref calling a shove in the box a penalty!

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

Fun Fact; He’s from Chelan, about 200 miles east of Seattle.