Still the best:

Same in nearly every single way. I love golf. I grew up near a golf course. I’ve always loved the game (although I agree it shouldn’t be considered a sport). I’d play every day I could if I had the money to not work :)

Grew up working at a public course, less than $25 bucks for 18 holes. Most players were blue collar men and women who worked at the local brewery. Awesome people. Can confirm many golfers are the best humanity has to offer.

I once hit a ball that bounced off two tree trunks and came back and hit me on the head. Worth the money.

I love golf, and I’m not afraid to admit it. I prefer to walk the course, but often that is not an option. I golf once a year (for the past 5 years) but I’d golf 36 holes or more every goddamn day if I was able to. Golf is awesome.

COUNTER-POINT: Golf is Good, but too expensive! I am not a fan of paying $40 even at the cheapest course if I didn’t already plop down a few hundred bucks for clubs (although fun fact, I remember a guy at a golf store telling me the best way to get cheap clubs was to go to a club house, ask if they had any lost clubs…

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Finally, the Florida Gator offense gets going.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Fuck you.

Our former friend Kevin Draper...

I used to do some family law but after I year I swore off on it, and since then practiced criminal law exclusively.

My hope for the season was that they could be around .500. So this year has been pretty sweet. Especially with Buxton instantly switching from “unplayably terrible bust” to “legit good player” in the middle of the season.

The only way that could be more 80's is if Alan Thicke was playing guitar on it and there was a music video with Gary Gaetti, Kent Hrbek, Frank Viola and Kirby Puckett in the clubhouse slow-motion toasting beers in red solo cups, a la Mötley Crüe.

It wouldn’t be from the 80's without that extended sax solo.

After last season, the Twins even being in the playoff picture, much controlling their own destiny in mid September exceeds even my wildest dreams for this season.

This three-legged lady does what she likes, thank you very much.

Counterpoint: We have Trump BECAUSE of Hillary.

Wait, Democrats were banking on Libertarians to vote for them? Holy shit, a strategy dumber than the one they actually used!