Hmm, something tells me Ham makes enough to cover both a Pagani and a ring quite easily... Just a suspicion I have.

"He's already been on Fedora Watch for the past couple months after debuting the preferred headwear of neckbearded grandma's boys everywhere in a tweet."

"Also, if that actually is a wingless airplane, is it a teaser to future Ryanair planes with massive testicles at the rear?"

Deadliest Catch shows you can even do it with just a life preserver and a crab pot buoy, with your belongings in a double wrapped black garbage bag. A Boatswain's Chair looks like a Disneyworld ride in comparison.

F1 GTR, no less

This whole thing is hilarious and awesome. Bravo, random Russian rental client, bravo.

In Soviet Russia hatch releases YOU.

Azerbaijan only number 2 exporter of potassium.

"A public road through a park on a man-man island, it's a great track mainly for the consistently exciting racing we see every year in F1."

You might also notice how damn narrow some of the turns are, especially at the higher elevations, belying its status as a non-purpose-built track. There are no wide boulevards for passing for passing's sake here, kids. And yet, the racing is just completely beautiful:

Spa. Who would resist driving their Fiat Punto on the Raidillon?

Spa. Who can resist driving their Fiat Punto on the Raidillon?

Freedom of speech means that you don't get prosecuted or censored by the government. It's not a free license to not ever be penalized or ostracized by other people or the business that employs you, especially when you're commenting on their policy presumably on their website or internal message board.

You drove his personal S, now you're riding his D. How graphic!

Yep, that's all the 503 horsepower GT gets here. A side role in a tortoise vs. hare story, where the tortoise sneaks into an AMG factory, steals a GT and uses it to chase down the hare. And then the car files through the air at the end as the tortoise says "WHO'S YOUR TURTLE!?!" because it's apparently 2001 again.

Surprised no one's mentioned the Ferrari FXXK, that word would certainly be on repeat coming out of my mouth if I ever drove one.

Only problem I have with Rowan's F1 is that godawful maroon/plum color. Apparently McLaren and Jaguar never got the memo about colors to avoid using on supercars.

If PRO removes Kinja I would Paypal the money right now.

LOL'ed hard, 10/10 would LOL again

"Tavarish needs to make up his mind; on the one hand he says that buying a new car is dumb because of the massive deprecation hit you will take. But what if you could drive a new car and only pay for that deprecation?"