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I have learned not to respond at all. I used to do the polite decline response but quickly learned that was a huge mistake. If they get pissed at my lack of response, I can block them without ever engaging.

why are you watching Wendy Williams?

Yes— I’m a civil attorney and we always worry about the sympathy factor, even in cases where the facts don’t favor the person, and combine that with the allegations being old (“so who really knows what happened?” they probably said), and the general idea that women make up rape allegations for money or attention or

I suppose, but that shouldn’t be what stops them from rendering the verdict. They can go on to recommend a lenient sentence because of his circumstances and do their best to keep him out of jail on those grounds, but letting him go free with jeopardy attached would be misconduct of the first order.

Wait, so his mom got married, lost her governor daddy’s famous last name, and then named her son “Dalton” just to eternally remind everyone her boy comes from an “important family?”

It is truly maddening how much energy women have to put into cradling men’s egos. Instead of saying “no” when we are uncomfortable and risking an escalation to violence, we have to come up with clever excuses so he doesn’t interpret it as a reflection of himself. It’s the environment, not that you’re an asshole. It’s

“I’m sorry if I got overly excited.” 

He just misses Obama

...release a traitor from prison...

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

The idea that these idiotic chucklefucks have any kind of strategy or coherent plan is maybe something we should stop holding onto at this point. It’s chaos. We elected a total fucking moron who is completely unprepared and unable to execute the duties of the office and we are circling the drain.

lol that actually made me laugh

No way Trump is that easily manipulated!

Aidan sucks so bad and I hope he and his fucking dog go off to an island to make furniture together forever but then the island catches on fire and he dies. The dog can live though. Hopefully it’ll find someone less boring to chill with.

Aidan made my skin crawl. They didn’t belong together, at all.

He was! I couldn’t stand him! He made me feel like I needed space just watching.

he wanted to marry her but she couldn’t commit and wore the ring around her neck and also she cheated on him with chris noth and he could never trust her again.

He smelled of woodsmoke and pine furniture. That counts as three of four personalities.

This is true. I just couldn’t love him how he deserved to be loved either, so really I couldn’t blame her.

He must have really loved her.

I mean if he hit her and choked her and set himself on fire in front of her.

We can only hope she has realised her mistake in breaking up with him.