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I think we all know where to send our used tampons and pads with “xoxo” written on them in sharpie.

Period.

Damn you guys. Call me crazy but I’m starting to think that some kind of fuckery went on with the election!!

“Trump has bragged that he’s been on more Time covers than anyone. ‘I think we have the all-time record in the history of Time magazine,’ he said during a January speech at CIA headquarters.

Anyone else see the irony in Trump telling the gay Prime Minister of Ireland about the pretty Irish female reporter he’s currently ogling?

Don’t be silly. Women don’t have orgasms. That’s leftist fake news and propaganda.

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

Wow... you’re the only person I’ve ever “known” who blew higher than I did. At one point before I quit I was a .33 and like you, it was like nothing.

Fellow sober person here (not a mom) but wanted to say congratulations on your sobriety! I see plenty of sober moms in my 12-step groups (how I got sober, but I know it’s not the only way), and it seems to be a combination of thing that can propel regular moderate-bevy drinking into dependence and alcoholism. Boredom,

I lived in Europe. Even in France, most women don’t really drink every night or if they do, it’s very little. That’s a misconception. I was actually surprised by how little my Parisian friends drink on a regular basis. (they also don’t eat a lot of bread and cheese....) There is a big difference between enjoying a

This narrative of “hahahaha, having kids is so exhausting and awful mommy has resorted to drinking! No biggie!” is flat-out gross. Yes, having kids is exhausting and sometimes awful but let’s not normalize heavy drinking as a coping mechanism.

Congrats on your sobriety. No one knows what goes on behind closed doors of even the most successful women.

I’ve also been accused of victim blaming, but it’s a legitimate question. North Korea has handlers for foreign tourists that basically only allow them to see propaganda or (fairly new) items. Unless you are a journalist, scholar that has some connection to authoritarian countries or North Korea, have family from the

In keeping with the cult practices, did he use extra virgin olive oil?

“Pawn shop owner Kevin Haug told the AP, “Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.””

Have you seen the rejection reactions just from dating sites?

I’ve had discussions where individuals try to dismiss the use of the word as “non-gendered” because the word does legitimately describe a specific psychological state of extreme emotionality that is applicable to both men and women.

So if Im correctly interpreting this giant wall of aggressive crazy correctly, basically the story here is that she skipped work while her boss was out of town and her boss fired her when she found out?

Well goddamn, what a travesty! Who could have possibly seen that coming except literally everyone that has ever had

Dear Perspective Employer:

tl;dr. Lost me at the beginning with “hashtag” written out. Lost me for good when she wrote “retarded”.