To be fair and as the article states (which, I know, I know, you said that you’re replying solely to the headline!), a number of the sexual harassment lawsuits against O’Reilly note that he spoke innappropriately to women on the phone and appeared to be masturbating while doing so.

No. An emetic serves a useful purpose.

Me irl right now.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Anyway, if they must...Brian Dunkleman as the host or GTFO. Like, how fucking greedy can Ryan Seacrest be? Don’t answer that.

Looks dark in there too. Did they not use a flash? Someone light a candle or set some wood on fire or something. If you fashioned some wood into an “X” and set it on fire, you’d really make his completion pop.

or they could have given him a face covering hat, or hood maybe? In a pointy shape? and a matching robe, perhaps?

God, he looks a mess. They should have let him pull something over his face. Like a sheet or something. Cut out two eyehole so he can see. Its only decent.

Issa covers North San Diego County and part of Orange County. Orange County has the rich people who vote for him because they want lower taxes, but there are more of us in North San Diego County who don’t like him. As long as turn out is high in North San Diego County, he should lose.

Hey now! Michael C Hall is hot! Snow White Satan up there is not. Plus at least Dexter killed bad people and had some morals-ish.

New simplified health care courtesy of the GOP:

He’s San Diego, right? I wish I could vote his ass out. I’m in the district of Grace Napolitano, a democrat who introduced a bill to have better mental health services in schools, so unfortunately my vote is squarely in a “safe” district.

Keep the faith, Persnickety. One does not fuck with a benefit that universally liked and get away with it. This will come back to bite them in their collective asses as long as the Democrats actually act competently the next election cycle.

Dear people of every other race: I am so sorry that my race is infested with soulless lizard people. We’ve been trying to treat for it, but they’ve already made nests in the walls.

My representative (Darrell Issa) was in the front row grinning like he just won the lottery. The thing is, he represents an area of California that went for Clinton by a huge margin and he only won by 1600 votes. That MF is toast in 2018.

Hopefully rushing off to the White House and taking gushing selfies like teenagers at a boy band concert will come back to haunt them. The optics of celebrating cutting Medicaid by 880 Billion dollars, and throwing at least 24 million people off of health care, and throwing people with pre existing conditions under…

At least Dexter Morgan chose truly evil people to harm. Pence is someone Dexter Morgan would go after.

Well it’s a good thing they exempted themselves from being affected by their pre-existing conditions, right? Right?? Won’t somebody think of the Republicans?

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