No. My hatred for the word is entirely rational.

Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?

But if we don’t pretend that women can magically intuit if a man is a rapist or domestic abuser, we’d have to blame men for the crimes they commit instead of blaming women for the crimes committed against them. And we can’t have that.

Dyscalculia! I know of a number of people who have the condition.

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

Is that Ice tea?

.....it reads kind of like a computer virus crossed with the inner monologue of Sonja Morgan.

A very good and satisfying headline.

Well I already know who should play young Madonna:

Now that I would watch.

Far and above, the easiest way to avoid driving under the influence in Iowa is to simply never go to Iowa.

Honestly, Prison Bachelor is an amazing concept for a show!

“Name something you use for grooming”

Somewhere out there, Aimee Osbourne is thinking, “Rob, it didn’t have to be this way.”

Why not both?

He engaged in (some manner of unconventional sex act) with (non-human animal/completely inappropriate human animal) while at (some Trump property), attending a conference sponsored by (right wing organization which firmly denounces the sex act in question).

Team: no one. Every single person on this show is awful in their own special way. And I love them for it.

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.