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You. Have. To. Set. The. Table. 

A lot of people are going to die next week. They wanted us to spend time with everybody, so the deaths will mean something.

The best sitcom on television, and it gets next to no attention because it’s not on cable or streaming.

I really hope they keep leaning into everybody just being weirded the fuck out by Bran. Dragons flying around and zombies on the march and nothing makes people more uncomfortable than the home schooled kid who cuts his own hair.

“I am a rich white person insulated from the things that normal peons are affected by. I wish everyone would shut up about things that do not impact me personally.”

Feature, not a bug.

“He doesn't mean ME or MY FAMILY! We're One Of The Good Ones!"

No one would dub this movie “unorthodox.” That’s the problem. It’s not “politics” it’s the fact that movies like this are designed to be aggressively mediocre and predictable. It’s chain restaurant comfort food, that tricks people into thinking it’s a fancy restaurant meal because high-end actors know they can get

When I saw Us, the coming attractions included an amusingly apologetic trailer for this movie, complete with interview footage of the stars explaining how so, so important it is for a film to confront racism in such a serious way. Among the black moviegoers in the audience, the response was very vocally “What the fuck

I await the autopsy with great interest.

Is it Alzheimers?

I think Gambit is a much better supporting character (in small doses) than a protagonist so I don’t see the loss of a solo movie as a big deal. My favorite Gambit is still his first few appearances when he was a mentor to a de-aged Storm (because comics) and they became kind of the Robin Hoods of New Orleans (for a

And the point still is that its some white bullshit. This has nothing to do with politics. I’m tired of each individual white person thinking they are an entire unique universe unto themselves based on some bullshit way that they divide themselves from each other. Liberals do this shit, and conservatives do it. The

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Yeah I’ve been talking about that little exchange since yesterday. That whole thing was just fucked up on so many levels. I’ll try to make a list. 

“I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good

You’d be shocked at how much economic anxiety there is in GenPop. 

Sounds like the other inmates feared for their lives and defended themselves.

“it’s just a joke, relax” - signed everyone who is not a straight white man and had to endure this type of shit characterization for decades everywhere

I’d love to see them keep Seann William Scott but swap out Damon Wayans for his son, who is a talented actor based on Happy Endings and New Girl. I already came up with his perfect catchphrase. ‘I am the appropriate age for this shit!’

We all agree that Madani’s the worst and should've been fired ages ago right?