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I know Lorne Michaels thinks the sun rises and sets around Jimmy Fallon, but this performance should lead to a lifetime SNL skit ban for Fallon. The idea that he finds himself hilarious just doesn't communicate anymore. And the fact that he was kinda winking at his ass-kiss of Trump did not justify that mess.

I doubt they'll do that in season 1, mostly because I think they want to center these characters in NYC for the Defenders.Now, by all means, they should run with it in season 2.

Cyclops has had a particularly raw deal from writers of the X-Men titles. Countless writers have had Scott acting like a dick, or just plain villainous, trying to give him an "edge," or something. It hasn't worked very well.

You know, I have been waiting for Marvel to drop this "Old Man Logan" shit for a while. I've been aware of their alleged X-Men embargo for years, but I didn't think to associate Wolverine with it.

Loved this episode, because A) It gave Van something to do independent of Earn, and B) It nicely turned the tables on Van's obviously judgmental treatment of Earn and his partners. And nobody was obviously wrong, either. Except Jayde…

You don't actually believe those "less government" loudmouths, do you? Most of them don't really mean it.

And there's new models every year. Check 'em out every NBA All-Star weekend.

Frame of reference isn't necessary. Some shit is just weird.

Yes, but, Joshua… The piss-straining montage was scored to the under-appreciated Hit It and Quit It by Funkadelic. This show is killing it with its music choices.

Yeah, Michael Jackson. But I loved me some Heatwave. Boogie Nights, Groove Line, Mind Blowing Decisions. Not to mention one of the Greatest R&B ballads ever, Always & Forever. Or the stuff he wrote for George Benson.

What with stalking Iris and kidnapping Caitlin, Thawne was kinda right about calling Barry out as a villain.

Nice bait-and-switch, Flash. I admit I was thinking we would be forced to view more Flashpoint-based episodes. I am relieved that this largely appears to be a done-in-one.

Honestly. Most black folk couldn't even drive in the Deep South without a guidebook back then.

Last week, Kim was stalked and had her ass kissed by that Ukranian "prankster." This week, she is robbed by real international jewel thieves.

Batman: No Leto Required

About Ed Harris: I'm prepared to be proven wrong here, but I'm wondering whether Harris' character is yet another outlier, a host who has advanced so far that he no longer even registers as a synthetic being to other synthetic beings. Therefore, he could not be killed by Marsden's character.

I can't believe how color-struck you guys are.

Yeah, I actually had a problem with that. Scarfe told Misty he was meeting Chico. When Chico turns up dead, what should she think? That was surprisingly sloppy.

Uh… Comic book series?!

I have no problem with the conversations and character development, especially after last episode's shout-outs to some of my favorite writers (Walter Mosely, George Pelecanos, etc.).