The thing I remember most is that Moby song they keep using over the end credits.

But, "amusing," though, Abigail? You pull the wings off flies, too, right?

It's my understanding that Tommy Lee is so checked out in this movie, though, he's holding a pay voucher in nearly every scene.

Naz is really caught between two potentially bad options. We like Stone, and feel sorry for him when he's fired, but the parental shakedown is pretty sleazy, and his fishing to set Naz up for a guilty plea is underhanded, too.

Honestly, I have to say that I have seen as much of John Turturro's feet as I have ever hoped to see, in this life or the next.

All I can say about this re-examination of Betty Davis' career is: About goddamn time. Betty Davis is my father's cousin, and although I have lost touch with that side of my family, I've long tried to make people aware of her groundbreaking career.

USA is trying to jazz Suits up now, but it really is one of the last shows remaining in the previous regime of laundry-folders. I used to watch it, but the repetitive plots and wealth porn eventually drove me away. Someone needs to set F Society loose on that law firm.

Back when I was in my 20's, and going to clubs and drinking heavy, my friends and I used to call vomiting, "blowing wheat," for that very reason. Ah, memories.

I can't wait for this show. And I think they got the right person to run it. I'm familiar with Cheo Coker from his hip-hop journalism for the Source, back in the 90's. And he did great work writing on Southland a few years ago. That raw, NYC hip-hop approach is going to run things here.

What's this "ongoing series" thing you speak of? Does Marvel do those?

I kind of caught on to the fact that Slater didn't really get Mr. Robot, based on his comments during that terrible after-show last week.

There was an article in the Washington Post today, taking into consideration the fate of some of the Fox News stars, with Ailes departing. Apparently, some of these folks have key-man clauses that will allow them out of their contracts should Ailes leave the network.

You shoulda hung around, Jon. You'd have made it out the other side by now.

As a former federal employee, I feel your pain. Sodexho has all their cafeterias on lock.

Hang on Jon. You'll be headlining that mega-club in Vegas within the year.

But the Jack Daniels Grill…

Well, Amazing Spider-Man got out of the gate stumbling, from my perspective, by wasting its first hour on that pointless, redundant retelling of the Spider-Man origin. When your audience is looking at their watches for half of your first movie, you're not helping yourself.

I think that the Scandal episode (that I had SO MANY problems with) most typified the TV special-episode approach to the issue of race-based police killings. Bring up an issue, poke around it a little bit, but never let it boil over, and resolve it as neatly as you can in one episode. The idea that a racist cop who…

Come back, Brooke Hogan! All is forgiven…

I see this show as taking place in some parallel world where TMZ does not exist. As it stands right now, after all of this episode's foolishness, Everlasting should collapse in a clusterfuck of bad press, million dollar lawsuits, and criminal charges. Do I expect that to be the case, given the degree of realism seen…