It would be fine with me if these two, self-absorbed as they are, would continue to have no meaningful interactions with each other.

Given how Chapman was so scared of her own shadow when she got to Lichtfield, it's amazing that she would think it wise to try to go hard now, especially with so little to back it up with.

His total rottenness aside, Ramsay was a far better military strategist than Jon. First, he beat Stannis on the battlefield. Then, despite meeting Jon only for a short time, he totally took Jon's measure. Ramsay realized that if he put Rickon in harms way, all finely wrought battle plans would go out the window, and…

Did she not tell him? Or did she tell him off-camera? Jon did not seem all that surprised when they arrived. And their belated arrival to the battle may have had something to do with the distance that the Knights had to travel

They really put the effects budget on the line in this episode, and with great results. I almost expect the cast to be sitting on crates on a soundstage next week, just to make up for it.

My dad took my brother and I to see this when we were kids. It was almost totally over our heads, but we felt art-damaged for years afterward. Thanks, Dad.

Please hold your applause until all the names are read.

I acknowledge that it's irrational, but my already strong hatred of Anthony Keidis is compounded a hundredfold by my hatred of his motherfucking moustache.

I agree Dwayne's movies largely stink, but at least he broke out of that horrific run of kids movies (Tooth Fairy, Journey to…) that he was on before Fast & Furious.

Here's a conclusion I came to out of nowhere recently: I don't pay to see comedies in theaters anymore. They either have lame premises, trailers that don't look funny, stars that are running on fumes, or are longer than they need to be. Any comedy film that I'm slightly curious about, I wait to catch on Netflix.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

A friend who hadn't watched season 3 yet asked me whether Piper had completed her original sentence (8 or 9 months?) yet. I mentioned that, along with the time decompression, that should she get caught running the panty racket, she could get some time added on to that sentence.

Piper has almost always been the worst. She just became the worst for different reasons last season.

Not to pat Unreal on the back too much, but the race angle is something I expect to pay dividends this season. The bigotry of the Bachelor/Bachelorette is so baked-in at this point, that it's barely even commented on anymore. To see it handled almost casually here, reveals how cowardly ABC really is.

Classier than Tila Tequila? How's that possible?

Based on all I've seen of this show thus far (2 episodes), Chet is obviously lacking the nuance given to most of the other characters, even the contestants.

After seeing the love the AV Club gives this show, I jumped on last week. And, with some reservations, I'm impressed. It's a delicate balance to make a show so blackly cynical, and yet believable, at the same time.

Women need some anti-hero drama series love, too.

Hey, Graceland isn't still on, is it? I could see a crossover between the hard-partying feds from that show, and the blond, shirtless low-lives on this one.

As far as non-apologies are concerned, my favorite is the Bush-era classic, "Mistakes were made."