No.

The only part that is wrong is the hand position.

Pipe down, Francis. People back here on Earth don’t take life that serious.

I think Microsoft has been doing good stuff lately but that they still often bungle their PR.

I hate that phrase. I keep thinking the bastard was lying to me the whole time when I hear it.

Advice from someone who used to HATE working out (with weights). Figure out a regimen and stick with it. You will memorize it in no time and it allows you to mentally prepare yourself and keep and remain focused while you work out. I have been able to get a good workout in during lunch time using this method, with…

Another reason why you don’t look like your goal physique is body dysmorphia.

If you don’t have a rice cooker, buy one! Even the cheap ones work really well! I bought one 5 years ago from Wal-Mart for 12 bucks, and have used it 3-4 times a week since then. It still works great! It’s one of the best investments for your kitchen.

who gives a fuck about a deadlift. thats the broiest of the bromeasurments.

Point well made, but your human-centric standards of beauty have no place in the inclusive post-imperial Galactic Republic.

Holy good God, what was that? I feel like I just read a page from the Necromonicon.

Seriously. This dudes a monster and no one to be admired.

To be honest, it’s not! I just think he’s a fascinating person. And this probably won’t even get that much traffic; it was just sort of a pet project (and of course I knew some readers would be less than enthusiastic).

Actually... we already did tips from dictators!

Sounds like a great idea but it doesn’t work. I found that the heat from the Pi and/or the monitor warmed the glue on the back of the velcro enough that it wouldn’t stick for long.

Sugar free jello was my absolute go to during my last cut. Took care of my sweet tooth and filled me up on basically no calories.

I cook big batches in my rice cooker. 2 cups steel cut oats, 6 cups of water and/or apple juice, 6 peeled/chopped apples, and a pinch of salt. Then I freeze it in large silicone muffin tins. When I'm ready to eat, microwave in a bowl on high for 2 min, stir, then microwave 1 more minute. Add cinnamon & sugar &…

That's a really, really, bad idea. Once that oatmeal cools below 140, it's bacteria time! It needs to be refrigerated within 2 hours of hitting 140 or less. If a restaurant would get a citation for it, it's probably not a good idea to do it at home. http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsi…

I demand a breakout of Peanut M&M's vs. Plain. Until proven otherwise, I will assume Peanut M&M's rank right up there with the othe chocolate-coated-food product: Raisinets.