An obligatory notation about reading "Penis"

Are you serious? How about unlocking your phone by actually tapping/touching your phone... I mean, this has to be one of the dumbest things ever.

To toilet research?

And the other one is developing toilets......

Please prove him wrong on all of his points, I would love to see this.

So, it has passed a couple Thursdays since this was posted to be out.....where is it?

Corner of room, fetal position, hyperventilating, crying for mommy.

It was smooth sailing till Disney's Boats

You step on the 2x2's more frequently than the 2x4's because you can't see the 2x2's quite as easy.

And then there are the individuals with Gopro cameras. They are the "All Do-er"..... they literally do everything just to post a 10 minute clip on youtube.

Google makes money by ads, Apple males money by price of object. AAAAANNNNNDDDD the world keeps on going.

Hey everyone, I'm waving!

For the same reason they make you pay $100+ for their computer software......

one, nine, eight, four.

Yeah, but Comcast sucks in Kansas City, and so does TWC.

Fuck Amazon

One of these is a blue wire, and one is a red wire......the color is underneath the black weatherproof coating. You have less than 7 seconds to cut the right one.... the fate of the nation rests in your hands.

Is it going to be $69 like the other wind speed thing, i forgot the name, but $69 is stupid high.

Not enough Caffeine. Monster Energy does wonders. 3/4 a gallon in 4 hours and I stayed awake that night.

I saw it so many times, it became normal to see. it became almost like a tourist attraction. then there is the fact that the smart cars were literally parked bumpers touching.