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Look who's trying to compete with the iPad Mini already...... oh wait, everyone was beat before miniature tablets went mainstream.

Weird music video, good song.

How about I give you $32,000 and you can keep the truck........ that's it.... that's all I want......just.....the gun........

My girlfriend is a Transformer. Zero to Biotch in under 2 seconds.... just kidding, she's a piece of work. -.-

Scott Pioli just wanted to shake hands with Manning, but Peyton couldn't leave the Chiefs fans empty handed, he went ahead and gave them $7 worth of entertainment.

To the sir giving the L sign, i will pay for your flights and ticket into a Chiefs game and give you $500 and buy you a drink, if you come to KC to do the loser sign on TV!

Better than:

Verizon is..... gonna........get.......boned........with this lawsuit. SORRY, I had to say it.

I have taken both my Macbook Pro and my Macbook Air to the 2 PM "Dinner"

Is it illegal to practice traction driving in a parking lot?

It's called COLLEGE

lol

Anyone else reminded of Jodie Foster, and Carl Sagan? Anyone?......... No ones seen Contact?

Play a sport that requires two balls..... Motocross

And I can stop the water in my house by shutting off the main.

almost no chances lol

I was bullshitting on the 4K

Earthquake

+3

She forgot the kill switch to her computer, oh and maybe she should add on there for someone to press her mute button.