"when a semi trailer buckled and released its tart and autumnal cargo across the roadway."..........

Leslie, I applaud you in owning a Trek. What model?

Apparently, I own some shares in AAPL stocks

He had 4 red bulls afterwards to make sure he doesn't overload on the huge amounts of testosterone his huge balls produce.......

LOL

The Surface is not innovation, it's just another tablet.

My car has four 1" tweets, four 6" mids, and two (competition rated) 10" Square subwoofers...and it's bluetooth..... and it moves. Problem NuForce?

This happened to me last night............ just kidding.....

Oh, LOL!

I can tell this was photoshopped

And another failure by our government

Why such a high rating if it gets distorted? What was the star rating for the Jawbone Jambox. and this thing looks ugly....... really....

I agree

Ahh, secretive are we....... I like Michigan. I will do my research.........

Microsoft won't achieve perfection, in fact, no one will, Apple tries, but there is one microscopic failure in something. So, therefore, everyone is wasting money.

OH GREAAAAT. So will my future-born children have touch screens on their stomachs and have apps? Will they have to be restored and updated!?!?

Cue the Android and Windows fanboy cackling.

A 2-stroke dirt bike alarm clock

So when the water gets into the cement and it turns into ice crystals, will they close off that road in fear that it will explode?

No, and I won't.