I’m really going to enjoy this story.

“At first, we were really confused why all our desktop backgrounds were replaced by images of provel cheese.”

I’m sure that it’s just a big misunderstanding. Jesus probably just wanted access to some of the Astros’ proprietary religious player data and asked his duly designated representatives on Earth, the St. Louis Cardinals organization, to take care of getting it for Him. Jesus could never want the Cards to do anything…

worst hackers in baseball

That’s the Cardinals Way!

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

Outtakes from Season 72 of Entourage.

16 is legal, right?

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

Your turn, Bleacher Report. How about a slideshow of MLB players with drug problems who deserve to die?

“[Pounds chest] If anybody is going picks, IT’S GONNA BE ME.”

Chris Paul could do better.

Meh, it wasn’t huge news when Jeter and A-Rod were fucking each other, and that was in the NY market.

I feel like every Capela dunk looks like this! Glad to see him getting some minutes.

While what the Astro's did was shitty, obviously they had a valid concern. The kid is stupid for passing up the $5 million. He may recover from the surgery, but he won't recover from passing up the opportunity.

So, this dumbass passed up $5 million, and ended up paying for the surgery on his own dime, and cost himself a ton of money in the process. Sounds like one to root for, Ley.

Fritz is enjoying his retirement after a long career as Stevie Wonder's service dog.

"Whenever LeBron's not on the court, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Lebron?'"

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