I bet that “2015 SNF Runner-up” banner looks great.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

“See, now here’s a high character guy who is going to be great.”

I think the single worst quality a female person can display is refusing to appreciate the difference between high def and regular def on my new TV.

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

“Look ma, I’m doing the Danny Woodhead!”

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

No one gives a shit.

“What a shame,” says Mike Krzyzewski as he feasts on the innards of a virgin redhead and applies shoe polish to his hair.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

BREAKING NEWS: The Carolina Panthers have signed Y.A. Tittle and will start him next Sunday.

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

As the proud parent of a 10-year-old website, how does it feel knowing that Lawrence Taylor is just starting to show interest in it?

What is the cash value of these +1s I received back in 2007?

Did AJ really ruin Deadspin?

Yet almost as quickly as the tapes and notes were found, they were destroyed, on Goodell’s orders: League executives stomped the tapes into pieces and shredded the papers inside a Gillette Stadium conference room.

It was not legal,

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.