Those last three pretty much sum up my college experience.

Beckman’s

I was so happy that the game went to overtime. Now everybody can scapegoat the guy who missed the breakaway dunk at the end of the third.

Ummm, okay.

The ‘Who’s the Best’ discussion may be well worn but wow helluva job showing contempt for your readers.

Pretty evident that LeBron is staring down the barrel of a 2-4 finals record (which but for a fingernail tip to Ray Allen, would be 1-5), so how does this record impact his long term legacy? Clearly this year his is bringing a spork to a gun fight, but he is still playing his ass off, and is the best player in the…

NOT NEARLY EMPHASIZED ENOUGH:
Despite taking his shirt off, Harbaugh still wore full length khakis.

Yeah it’s called Entourage

This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

You know who doesn’t find anything distasteful? Chris Christie.

We can only hope that he held himself under $82,594 at the concession stands.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

The Dean gave the People’s Eyebrow

This was beyond excellent. Although, the did forget the most important part.

I’m stone-cold stunned at how fucking well they pulled this off.