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This list is bad and you should feel bad.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

Game 4 is Sunday.

These cavaliers sHow a neveR say diE attitudE Once showN a challengE.

Do you think Jim Nantz has ever considered that Sergio Garcia might actually not give a shit about Seve?

I would die of happiness if an entire NFL team big-timed Donald Trump and didn’t show up to the White House. The butthurt twitter rant would be like drugs to me.

So a Seahawk decided to pass at the last minute, huh.

I too will not be traveling with the NFL to Israel.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

This is the most Canadian photograph in history

I don’t have anywhere else to put Kellyanne’s shitty Eagles tweets so here are a few of them:

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Mac also kills his new dog in less than a week.

This is a transparent attempt to get me arguing over something arbitrary and ultimately subjective–––FUCK THAT MAC DAY IS TOP 10.

“The Gang Dances Their Asses Off” is the best. It is not only the funniest, but shows each character at their best, plus the waitress and Cricket

Mac and Dennis moving to the suburbs singlehandedly validated this season for me. Dennis’ descent into madness is one of the very few times my wife has found this show to be funny.