It would also deprive us of watching Jon Lester hit.

That will never, ever happen. For better or worse, the NL will have a DH long before the AL even considers abolishing the position.

Don’t sleep on the Inception soundtrack music in the background:

“Hey Draymond, stop raping and beating me!”

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

Friendly reminder: this motherfucker who tweeted “The Lakers is gone get a ring”, “Lebron gay 4 that” and “Kobe already beat durant shot he do that to but charges” graduated WITH HONORS from Michigan State University.

Sorta. It’s part of the biblical patriarchy doctrine. Wives are supposed to look at their husbands like this in public to show how adoring they are of their wonderful, godly husbands and make their submissive, meek attitudes known to all. It’s not enough to say that you admire your husband, your face has to show it,…

her face said: Bob put more babies into my uterus

Lol she will not seeing as she has defended Josh.

Is there some sort of Carnegie-style course that teaches people how to do this style of submissive-defeat face on cue?

This will be the biggest soft ball/pander to the foxnews crowd interview of all time.

as someone thats 6’3 250+, theres no fucking way that guy is only 300lbs,

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

OMFG. The first thing I thought was, “Is this somehow being broadcast on Adult Swim?”

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

I didn't even realize they were beefing.

I have found my spirit animal.

I really want to know what he does for a living. Or who died and gave that shitbag enough money to pay cash for glass seats

Tom Brady: Five months in? This is just the beginning, Bridget.