Oooh, this is a great sports GIF.

Hard to top Barry’s, but this is a gift that never stops giving:

Completely unnecessary Pro Bowl violence. We miss you, Sean Taylor.

I’ll just leave this here.

The person on the window seat who closes the window right at a beautiful sunset so they can sleep/watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop

That shut-in thing would be so awesome. People should look into that.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

The Pelicans are about to get very, very worn down.

I dunno. Don’t rule out Jerry Jones’s large adult son.

Riley Curry, top sports baby in the game right now

Eh, he shot 13 free-throws. The refs called plenty of fouls.

“Even when he wasn’t taking a taxi to the Spalding factory to slap Andre Iguodala’s home address on entire shipments of official NBA basketballs, the results weren’t much better.”

There is no fucking way this is not a photoshop...

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

Lesson to all:

It’s dated, but still tastes so sweet. I'll take it in lieu of a World Cup for now.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.