Anybody who duets on a song calling for his own murder, as Henley did with Mojo Nixon, may be a scoundrel, but is awesome all the same.

I asked him today if he was a Beatles fan, and he replied that he heard they were good and intended to give them a listen in the future, adding that he really liked their song “Hotel California.”

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

Well, seeing as I might have been (can't confirm but I vaguely remember and it's a running theory for some of my issues) molested by my second cousin while playing doctor, I wouldn’t call it that harmless.

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh.

+1 angry homer

So, LeBron loses on, er, style points? A triple-double seems like a good night to me.

Seriously. I know his greatness bores people but Deadspin should be better than that. If this is what an off game looks like.........

I personally don’t see Dellavedova as a dirty player in these playoffs. He’s playing hard and just irritating other players enough to cause them to do stupid stuff.

LeBron’s stat line overshadowed another inefficient playoff performance

She’s just following the historical precedent that Sue Storm, arguably comics’ best mom, be played by a 20 year old, admittedly gorgeous, woman who can’t act her way out of a paper bag.

Yep.

Amazing; also, I love Wyatt Cenac. I need more of him.

Man! I feel like a woman (who only makes 78 cents per every dollar a man makes)!

OMG. I just can’t with this shit. I just don’t get it. I have one group of geeky friends... I’m also a geek, but one started complaining that they’ve cast Jimmy Olsen with a black actor in the new Supergirl series.... and then they all started jumping on about them changing actors.... blah, blah, blah.... diversity…

“This happened when they were making The Hobbit. They needed to cast background actors, specifically background hobbits.

The stories are about a fire man, an orange rock man, an invisible woman, & a stretchy domestic abuser. “Authentic”, “gritty”, & “realistic" are words that have no place here.

The casting never bothered me. It’s kinda like the female Thor thing, if we get good entertainment out of it then who cares?! The fact that “Fan4stic” (ugh) looks generic & boring as hell & that the director is apparently a psychopath is slightly more disconcerting.

“Go outside and walk around”.

All I’ve ever needed out of Johnny Storm is for him to be hot. Mr. Jordan will definitely suffice. (I was more annoyed about kate mara)