The Wells report cleared the organization.

While he’s there, can you give him a little tap on the balls for us?

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.

Mewelde Moore

Yeah, and how come you’re assuming that we know how basketball even works? Is it that hard to include something like “whoever scores the most points wins the game” or “the Rockets are the red team”? I know people will tell me to learn something about the sport before I try to read analysis, but gee whiz man, could you…

Go to ESPN.com if you want that shit

If you're not watching the playoffs, why would you care who's leading the series?

First time I get to use this in response.

The Color Run is the Pumpkin Spice Latte of running events.

Lolzzzzz! I thought of Conan And that weird cutting the strings to his hip thing he does.

And fewer games than Terrelle Pryor got for getting free tattoos in college.

Fiscally conservative means conservative, PERIOD, FULL STOP, NO CAVEATS.

40% of Republicans support gay marriage, and it’s going to be legal nationwide in a month and a complete non-issue in a year or two. People whose political philosophy is basically “I don’t want to pay taxes or help poor people, but I don’t care about weed or gays” are not Democratic voters.

Being a Jags fan must be a lot like being a Browns fan only with a lot less people to talk about it with.

This is going to be hard to break to the jaguar fan.

It could be worse.

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God, I hope that’s it - because that would be a tremendous fucking comment by Miguel.

Tom, You totally aren’t in on the joke.