“Ah man, I’m about it. I’m about it. [Envy: Oh, you eat booty, okay.] Like a crab. Like crab.”

Could S.A.S be next......

Gronk in his video reminds me of a lawyer or politician in the movie Idiocracy

It’ll probably be Fierman, right? He’s the next in line on the masthead.

Serious answer: Katie Baker.

I hate to be that guy, but I don’t believe for a second that you hate being that guy.

Alex Jones

Jon Stewart is probably better at sports than you. Hell, homey was a D-1 college soccer player. You play any D-1 scholarship ball in any sport? He’s smarter than you, more athletic than you and most assuredly more financially comfortable than you. Maybe you should just stfu.

At this point he’s so self-assured (I will be polite about arrogance), that I imagine he may very well contemplate creating his own site. The thing is: can he actually join another site? When does his contract go up exactly - and what were the terms?

Deer ESPN,

10 Reasons Why Bill Simmons Will Be Named Editor-in-Chief at Buzzfeed

Wonder if NBA TV will come calling...?

I pick Grantland as a prime Ewing Theory candidate.

Wherever he lands, his time at ESPN will go down as a shitload of footnotes to history.

This is just like that time on Saved By The Bell when the show got cancelled....

Wow.

I think this could be a B.S. Report, amirite?

It will be interesting to see where Bill “I asked for more money than my employers were willing to pay for someone whose only shtick is making unnecessarily long and unfunny fake nick names for athletes which is now a crutch that I use in place of forming an actual opinion about the athlete in question but hey I…

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