This guy is like Mike Huckabee’s wet dream.

And yet another Republican announces his candidacy.

I would, and then I’d polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

THIS WORLD IS A TERRIBLE PLACE

Someone showed me this video of a Cubs Reds fight from 1984. It goes on for about 30 minutes and Harry narrates the whole thing. If you have time to waste today, I recommend you waste it with this.

Jesus Christ. And people donated how much to the pizza bigots?

As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

Well if NFL coaches have to disclose that Tom Brady is “probable” every week...

THE SIMPSONS HAS SUCKED SINCE THE 1ST SEASON

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

You won’t be so thrilled when they have a dog kissing a tree on Kiss Cam.

True equality will only be attained when a gay man musters up the courage to propose to his partner at a baseball game. At that point, they will have become as insufferable as the straights.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

I’m a big fan of this phenomenon of sports media personalities telling us what huge boxing enthusiasts they are, so that we understand the importance of their particular takes on a fight that every living human has an opinion about.

Not least of all because there’s no place for him to color.

Reggie was shit hammered! Did you see the pre fight interview they did where they asked them who would win and Reggie mumbled about god knows what for 5 minutes and Barkley was looking at him like “jesus christ man, shut the fuck up”

Hopefully Barkley. He's hanging out with Reggie fucking miller. Give him all the booze. And some pills.