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My thoughts exactly. I love how his big issue is "someone is going to get hurt playing game out there!" when this d-bag went spikes-high off the bag at a Short Stop's Achilles tendon.

In the video Lawrie says he can’t get into the box without thinking that the pitchers are going to miss high and in. I guess when he’s on first, shorstops can’t turn a double play without thinking Lawrie’s going to stick his spikes a foot up into the air.

You’re a real fucking peach, Skip Bayless.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

Dude Fights is my favorite new feature!

It’s kinda of hard being muthafuckin Harry Reid.

...it’s kinda hard bein’ HA-double R-Y Reid.

That is the face of a man ready to bitch slap GOP losers. And I’d pay to see it.

So much drama in the GOP...

EKU would have never tried to pull that kind of shit on Jared Lorenzen.

"Rwarrr hey Jhonny, I don't know what was in your practice bag but I ate it and now I want to run the bases a couple hundred times!"

Posted something similar before, but Bob Kraft’s statement held a ton of weight. The way he described his June 2013 conversation with Aaron to the court after knowing what really happened must have been crippling for the defense. Ironic as I write this Aaron is in a van driving by Gillette Stadium on his way to MCI

“The shots! There were six of them! That’s extreme.”

This is the Drew’s shirt of playoff rankings. And Drew’s shirt was the Marchman Cereal Rankings of shirts.

7. NBA. Somehow even more fucking endless.

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

White people are the only ones that believe joking about race is cool. They believe it is cool because they either believe that racism is “over” or that non-whites are sub-human.