If Troy Tulowitzki gets hurt again this year, I will slit my own throat.

“When will this man have respect for our laws and our history? ‘Three in a row’? He can’t run for President again!”

THIS is what my tax dollars are going to!?

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

I think there's a level of douchebaggery and beyond-beyond-reasonable-doubt where beatings should be in play as legal punishment. Because this person needs beatings.

Wasn't Imperial Klud a Star Wars character?

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

It's really not. The 17th was a Monday- I live in SF and can get $.50 wings on a weekday. He got robbed.

No Bulleit shots?

Always highlight truthers.

"Whooooo! 410! Allllriiiight!"

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

I have never experienced assault at the hands of a male feminist, but I have experienced Macktivism for sure. I only trust men who listen more than they talk about feminism (in a conversation with women), who are feminist in actions but not necessarily name. I look for nuances in conversation, reactions to real world…

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

Greg Oden would like you to remember that he's never not looked like his "old self"

Unfortunately most of the country was asleep during this game, so I see the parallel with soccer.

Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

of all things written on the Internet, that is hands down the dumbest comment ever written. Congrats.....

+1 Sacrificial ram

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".