This seemed kinda suspicious to me. I'm not saying for certain that they're shaving points, but maybe one of us should check the Florida-Georgia line.

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

I have it on good authority from a source that the reason he didn't fly to New England is because at the airport, every time the TSA agent tried to pat him down he fell down to the ground backwards.

Clearly, he's uncomfortable covering distances longer than a yard or two.

Your tears, they taste so good.

Ezekiel Elliott's a deceptive beast when he runs. Dude seems smallish, but damn if he doesn't run with power.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

On what planet does that not decide the game? Because things could have occurred subsequently? With that kind of analysis, the only play that decides the game is the last one.

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

Can we all as reasonable people agree that had Rodgers never been born, this game would have gone completely differently?

Hilariously, this is the exact argument I heard a lot of people make concerning the Dallas/Detroit call.

I'm an OSU alum and a big fan, but honestly the worst part of every Saturday when I was on campus was the other fans. A bunch of bros in the apartment above me would wake up at 7, tap a keg on the deck, and blast a CD of the marching band on repeat for hours. By noon they were throwing patio furniture into the…

If you're going to call out OSU's lone loss (which featured a freshmen quarterback starting his very first game after Braxton Miller went down only days earlier) Alabama lost by 6 to Ole Miss who turned out to be a garbage pail team that got absolutely destroyed by TCU. TCU got screwed, but not because OSU was…

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

Buckeye fan here, my favorite thing to complain about is the relatively low lifecycle of a new pair of socks. I mean really, after about 3-4 washes they're no where near all fluffy and soft and can't be worn anymore. I just find it terrible.

brutus

If I wanted a pro-game, I'd go watch the Browns.

If J.J. Watt deserves to be M.V.P. what do you do about Romo, Rogers, Brady and Wilson who are all more important to their teams than Watt and made the play offs and had better years at their position than Watt had at his?

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

I ain't your buddy, pal!

Drew Magary was my favorite writer.