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That is not the look of a creature, who thinks it's among equals.

Aw, he thinks he's people!

Kurt Warner isn't taking to the internet to call for genocide, though, and he does have that going for him.

Because in a modern democracy we like to do things like publicly discuss potential wars and the pluses and minuses of engaging in them prior to doing so, rather than just keep an open-ended "we could invade any country with brown people at any time" standing policy like the Bush years. Hell, every once in a while

Noel: [shits in the graves of Harden's ancestors]

"shits in the graves of his ancestors", or "pulls a Dan Snyder".

Alternate theory then: He's a garbage man to make sure that all the toys that are thrown away meet their doom.

as long as you ignore the fact that he throws all the garbage in without even glancing at it to check if there are any toys at all.

Is this like one of those Magic Eye things where you have to relax your eyes and focus at the same time? I still can't see him...

Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.

Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

"Gluten-free" is not a healthier eating habit. "Refined starch-free" and "beer-free" and "tons and tons of excess calories-free" are healthy eating habits. Whether they do or do not include gluten is completely irrelevant to their healthfulness.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

"Vote for Leticia because equal rights for all isn't optional".

Erik Spoogextra

Thank you, Pennsylvania. Thank you, America. This has been a horrible, traumatic, week for our nation. It's good to know we have friends so close. Today fucking sucks. I pray hope and love and joy can overcome the hatred and destruction that tried to win the day.

This is pretty cool. It was a very scary situation today and you handled it very well. I know we like to give Canadians alot of crap, but we have your back Canada!

Pete Carroll's explanation for how to prevent a war sounds exactly what I would expect from a guy who couldn't prevent the Rams from beating them with And1-style special teams play.

Life according to Pete Carroll: kindness and compassion can melt Iraqi hearts, fire cannot melt steel.

What if we had done that? How much money would that have cost us?