It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.

Paul George broke his fiba. I'd say it's rather important.

as an actress, maybe, but I have a hard time supporting Scientologists.

You're not wrong.

Well that and a "Boston fans REALLY love white athletes" joke.

Key & Peele may be relevant.

There's an aspect about him that Celtics fans really, really liked about him in spite of his highly limited playing time. I can't quite put my finger on it, though. Maybe his "grit?"

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

What kind of blocks? We're not exactly sure.

Wes Welker's dancing too! Happy White History Month everyone!

Noooo. Keep him on weekly so that his rage has time to grow.

Your dissertation needs work.

No, friend, he's not a sports player of some sorts. He's a man who gets paid to express his opinion on TV every day. Good rant otherwise, though.

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

It can't get any dumber than this, right?

here's my sex spreadsheet

I know plenty of people who used to be gay and now are straight.

What I'm hearing from Dungy's critics is that NFL front offices are somehow obligated to draft Sam because of his orientation.

If you were a human being capable of compassion, empathy, or rational thought then,