Well, Asia was technically part of Pangea, the super continent where all dinos roamed free.

You're welcome Cleveland.

I guess LeBron jerseys in Miami should be put on...

Here's how good the Spurs were: they actually RUINED the Miami Heat in five games.

Not to get too pedantic, but they didn't pay him more. As a Miami player, the Heat could have given him a longer max deal than the Cavs.

Lebron's written statement was pitch-perfect. He often waffles between unreal self-awareness and humility, and the kind of out of touch arrogance that makes people detest him. I continue to like him more as time goes on, as he figures himself out. This move is great for basketball and great for Cleveland. It will…

That would be literally false, but okay.

More footage of Wade and Lebron's Vegas trip:

LeBron James Saves Cleveland Sports Illustrated

Man, those devoted fans in Miami will be burning jerseys today:

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

Only half?

Can't wait to see all the bandwagon fans bail the Heat machine now and start wearing Cavs gear.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

The Heat just lost half of their fans.

Both films did involve the future of LBJ.

ENHANCE!

Where's that lip reader used for the ump/coach conversations when we need him?

Can we just discuss Chris Broussard and his "sources" here? The guy says "95% done deal to Cleveland" and "Decision by Thursday" according to his "sources". Neither of these things happen so now apparently his "sources" are saying it's all because of Dan Gilbert's letter and LeBron just remembered it? Uh no, I'm…