She farted.

Why a bummer? The setting was stunning, and maybe Namibia benefited somehow.

Don Henley is a scoundrel.

This is not how normal people smile.

I'm sure that's by choice...

See, soccer’s a physical sport...

She is not a good actress.

Yep.

Plenty of people wear a Harvard sweatshirt, without going to Harvard. These people are known as tools.

His opponent is a fucking joke. Pathetic.

They keep pushing it on us. It's tiring.

Fuck you, Kyle!

Fargo is great. So is Mad Men.

Let’s just hope this new manager for the Fish sticks.

One of the more understandable own goals, actually.

What a boss...

Spare me the life lessons, Colin. Insufferable.

You are insane.

Booty like as in sunken treasure, under the sea? Maybe a crab would accidentally eat the treasure?

Why?