asparagusaspersions
AsparagusAspersions
asparagusaspersions

Oh so obvious. Cowherd. His takes are so thoughtful. It's his time.

Britt McHenry

C SPAN 2?

Who the fuck are these people?

Never change, Cardale! We love you!

Not their best stuff.

Jesus?

Because we just don’t get enough Jesus these days...

I would totally buy a fragrance called 8 PM.

Lame

Definitely not making excuses though...

I bet on Mayweather and won. I was happy. But I would have been happier if Pac had won.

Drunk

I like you, Mark.

Read a book!

USA USA USA!!!!

Normally I’d agree, but he’s a pretty serious dude. He’s gonna be a total stud wherever he plays. Best player in the whole draft.

That’s some dark shit for a 10 year old to witness.

UCF?

I’m pretty sure they’re saying “tissues.” It’s an emotional night.