Whoa, what’s your hang up with black people? Other than that you want to hang them up?

FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! FRANK!

Hippos eating small cats? Anyone?

Beets

Genius

Never said they were increasing. I’m not an expert on those stats.

Seems like open season on minorities and women this year. And every year.

Looking at the arrest record, does it not say that charge was removed?

There there, little wingnut. When President Obama gets his third term, we’ll shift the Supreme Court enough to allow for fourth trimester abortions. Then you’ll really have something to bitch about.

Have at it, bro.

I’m pro-choice, but that’s creepy as hell.

Is this funny?

This is impossibly lame.

How are people getting paid to tweet? So stupid.

They are cops. And Denver is one of the whitest cities on earth.

He’s right. It’s a fucking scam.

I’m a dude. Why should I know anything about makeup?

No lie, this is something my dad would say.

I just ran through a wall after listening to this. Not sure why. Ouch.

The look on the co-anchor’s face. Priceless.