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AsparagusAspersions
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Lol, a Bible verse.

Note to protesters: This is not endearing.

Can’t believe some nobody might have just cost the Cavs a shot at the title. If I were Olynyk, I would call in sick next time I play Cleveland.

Note to protesters: This is not endearing.

You’re an idiot.

Meh.

Everyone freaks out about bees. I have never once tried to kill or shoo away a bee, and I’ve never been stung.

Religious convictions are absolutely fair targets for ridicule. They are just beliefs. You prefer to mock every other religion but yours.

Religious convictions are absolutely fair targets for ridicule. They are just beliefs. You prefer to mock every other religion but yours.

Religious convictions are absolutely fair targets for ridicule. They are just beliefs. You prefer to mock every other religion but yours.

Nothing to do with your god. He’s just a terrible NFL QB. All the rage is coming from the Evangelicals’ side.

Just leave this shit on Screamer. Please and thank you.

No just god would do this to us.

Ware’s was worse. Soccer still sucks.

Lebron could do that easy.

I would absolutely rather watch all those shows than soccer. I’d watch that weird weather radar channel everyone has or even C-Span before I’d watch watch fucking soccer.

Any good review for a towing company is either by a business on the take for reporting illegally parked cars or by a paid commenter.

Oh, you’re kidding. A towing company with bad reviews on Yelp? I’m shocked.

Thank god for this.

Haha, we won. Go Bucks!