agreed - but my original comment may not be 100% serious

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Football related concussions claim another victim.

Wait just a damn minute. Gay wedding cakes aren't covered in rainbows and vaginas and dicks? This is really bad news.

There was just a similar videographer case here. They explicitly told the couple why they wouldn’t work with them and did apologize (sorrynotsorry) that their beliefs wouldn’t let them work together. Even as a staunch ally, I am dumbfounded that the videographer didn’t just say “sorry I’m booked that weekend". I know…

Why on earth make it ruinous to break the law, why! Why. I'm stomping and everything.

You need to take a walk, maybe go for a soda, think about what you’ve said.

If only Hank Scorpio were there

“I’ve been asking her out for years and back then she told me she wouldn’t go out with me til she hit the 5 year mark. So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!”

Telling a guy who’s worth 65 million bucks his career decisions are “silly.” LOL internet.

Came here for this clip, left mostly satisfied (cut it off about two seconds too soon).

My reaction to the news :(

You're so full of shit, I'm wondering if you do it professionally...?

I only care if they're driving under the influence. That shit is Not Cool.

So you're against clearly marked exit signs?

Boy, that story took a sharp right turn for the surreal with the bit about the federal government forcing grannies to bake cakes. That's some disturbingly tasty totalitarianism right there. Boooooo, jack-booted fascists! Yaaaaaay, buttercream frosting!

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

Because relying solely on telling women they were raped because they didn't do enough to prevent it isn't the answer, either.

I'll never get enough of those absurdly oversized hats.

That's horrible. But its also completely irrelevant to whether or not it was ok for this cop to shoot an unarmed man with his hands up.