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Thanks to a combination of busyness and just straight-up exhaustion, this week has been a whirlwind of pizza, Chinese takeout, beer, nachos, and Christmas cookies. Normally, I would be all panicked and guilt-ridden, but I can't bring myself to care. It's weirdly liberating.

Jan 1 because SHERLOCK PEOPLE. I'm stocking up on scarves and wine. WHO IS WITH ME?

The Arapahoe High School shooting has really shaken me up. Although it was small in comparison to other shootings that have happened, an innocent girl is now in the hospital fighting for her life. Yesterday I was glued to my TV watching all the coverage, when I realized my daughter was going to be late for dance

Gif party tonight?? It has been a hard week all around

So yesterday was a HUGE day for me! I start student teaching in January, and yesterday was my first day solo teaching in the class as a sub. It was also the first time that I taught "real" school (that's how my first stepmother liked to refer to elementary schools when I was a preschool teacher). It was exciting

Watching Hobbit in an empty theater. wooohooo. So far love it :))
Benny is playing 2 roles in a movie. :)))
Happy senior citizen night to me:))

Maybe? We'll see how the styling/designing goes. There are certainly teens within those size ranges. "Plus size" stores usually seem styled for 40+ year old women. I kind of hope this one is a little different...

Might be worth an ETA to add this from the Elle article:

Aren't you size 8 fatties glad you finally have somewhere to shop? /sarcasm

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

Any prosecutor who would prosecute a recovering addict for discussing past use needs to be ran out of town with pitch forks.

Well Ari Schwartz you've outed yourself as a pessimist... again. Couldn't the question be "when should I crap myself today?" I say we get back that can do attitude.

Whether pink, brown, yellow, red, blue, purple or green, all Kleenex boxes are white on the inside.

Actually when I was young I often dated older men because I found the boys my age to be too immature. Some 24 year old boys can be pretty young, and could be a good match for a mature 17 year old girl. (And I'm not commenting on the maturity of Lorde's boyfriend specifically as I have no basis for doing so. Just

Twitter is proof that most people shouldn't be allowed to have opinions beyond, "when should I not crap myself today?"

This is awesome news! Yay for Asmartphantom! Maybe I could get some of that good luck, too? A good job and a hot guy? I could use both of those right about now.

You do not like the Hiddles?

You know, it might have! It comes in a slightly different container thing now but, silly me, I thought that was just them switching the packaging and not TRYING TO DESTROY MY HORMONAL LIFE. If that's the case, I guess one just grins and bears it? gghhg

So I've got a little bit of a problem. My ex-boyfriend was ridiculously emotionally abusive to me in the course of our short relationship. While we had ups, they never lasted as long as the downs. We broke up after a final small fight that escalated into my ex shaking with anger. We haven't spoken since, but he has