Someone get this out of the grey! We need stories!

Okay, I'm going to continue to do my pathetic guy obsessing here, because if I continue to do with my family and friends they're going to smack me.

hey Burt, I left you a present on GT, because you hadn't seen it yet. I added a gif. You'll know which one. Enjoy!

Wooo! After a somewhat very shitty start to the month, things are a little brighter - I have my third interview with a company I'm DYING to work for* coming up this Wednesday, a fiercely fierce outfit to wear to said interview, and I might get to see THE Guy. Very tentative plans with him, but after two weeks of radio…

Guys. I'm writing a paper for my grad class and I have no idea how I'm going to finish. I'm essentially taking an argument from an article that I critiqued for my oral presentation, which compared (futilely) the works of Machiavelli and La Rochefoucauld (17th century moralist), and rearguing that if we accept that…

Are any of you doing a gift exchange at work and have no idea what to buy for the person you got? ME.

So I'm seeing this guy and he's become like my bestest friend ever in the three months that we've known each other, but also he doesn't want to officially be boyfriend and girlfriend for obscure reasons I don't quite understand. The other night, he arrived all drunk from a party and in bed would stop his thoughts just…

How does Lorde get noms for everything BUT Best New Artist? Grammys, you make no sense!

Oh I can't wait for Kayne's rant about his album not being nominated. If I wasn't on my cell phone this comment would be accompanied by the Michael Jackson Thriller popcorn gif.

Burt I am there with you, so call new music, I just want Pink to win it all.

F yea, Lorde!

Thank you so much. I think the most hellacious thing is just encountering each new development and not knowing if things are going the way they're supposed to go. It's not all so bad individually.

I'm at 26 weeks and haven't puked once. I have, however, had crazy mouth soreness and sensitivity to anything mildly acidic, bloody goobers, shortness of breath (there are times when I have to sit and really concentrate on breathing), BV, back and hip pain, and heart palpitations, all apparently in the range of…

"I just wish he or she would stop trying to kill me."

Yeah, they pretty much never stop trying to do that.

I feel ya, Kelly, I really do. I took comfort in the old adage, "the sicker, the better" because thinking of a sturdy, healthy baby swimming in my hormones was the only thing that helped. But on those "barf-pee" days (where you're barfing so hard you pee your maternity pants), not even that helped.

That picture just screams "I'm Kevin Spacey and i ain't go no time for Zack Braff"

I bet Kelly Clarkson's baby name is Addison. Or Payton.

Is Kelly Clarkson going to name her baby Renesmeé? Because that's what it sounds like is going on.

If the word "moist" were a person it would be Zach Braff.

I remember listening to old cuts from the Plastic Ono Band in the early 80s when I was trying to figure out where she was coming from, and I was unimpressed. I kinda felt sorry for her because John Lennon seemed like such an abusive jackass. She can do whatever she wants, I guess, and she's got some inspiration, but…