My mom wanted to name me Augusta Rose Marie. I shit thee not.

Thankfully my dad had more sense & realized I would have been teased mercilessly. BUT GUISE. I COULD HAVE BEEN NICKNAMED GUS. Tell me you know a girl called Gus. I would have rocked the shit out of 'Gus'

SO MUCH TIME SPENT HATING JAY MOHR, SO LITTLE TIME PARTYING OUR PANTS OFF FOR ANGELA LANSBURY.

No no, the pleasure is all mine.

Quite literally spite beer all over my laptop laughing. Well done, well done.

Fantastic. I will have my Squishy Face puppy look over them!

Also, the awesome SirDamTychoTronic shared it up. Thanks again (and sorry for all my broken links)!

Thank you!!!

And whaaat? Is there another TychoTronic? Did you change your name!? There is too much liquor in my system at this moment to make sense of this.

Balls balls balls.

http://asmartjacobmarleysphantom.kinja.com/enough-1487830…

Sofa, can we share? I'll take even days of the month. That means you get extra days.

You're Hiddlestoning yourself now!?

Burt, you know we love you enough to Hiddleston the pants off of you; no need to Hiddleston yourself.

DAMMIT DAMMIT Kinja. It took me forever just to post to SNS. Will try to fix. If not it's the "Enough" blog.

TY very much for sharing to GT. Also, I like your holiday name!

DAMMIT KINJA. It took me three tries just to get this posted.

TY very much for sharing. Emotional hurricane ova heeya.

Here, right here. Only it's less "nothing new" than "I have no idea what's going on with my life."

THIS RECENT UPDATE. I HATE.

Netflix, stop judging me for binge-watching Futurama (high fives) and Doctor Who. STAHP. JUDGING.

The orange kitty with the blue teaser is one of my favorite gifs evar.

Thanks beans, much need today! You so Kewl.

First: Can someone stick this in GT for me? I lack posting privileges (NOT A TROLL GUISE. PROMISE) and could really use some feedback / commiseration / funny gifs.

Second: MiniPhantom's dad, Senior / ExPhantom just left. He's being suspiciously nice. Like not just for Christmas, for the past few months. Today MP is…

Exactly what, pray tell, is hypocritical about anything I said? (And how did you find my super-secret posts about hating Filipinos!?)

NO. Tell me this is a bad, bad fairly vexing joke.

I liked him because he had that affable "Derp-de-derp" thing going that a lot of Labradors have. Like, awwww. So cute and dopey.

Now I'm thinking keeping him quiet and ditzy was his PR team's way of keeping his mouth shut.

What. the fuck. Martin Freeman. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

I've been a fan of his for sometime and completely missed the fact that he's an actual piece of shit. Amazing what they can do with make-up & spec FX these days.