Well holla at me if you ever go Etsy or some such! :)
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So this is probably going to be buried in the grey because I'm late, so I may need to try again next week.
Sounds like you've got it sorted, but I wanted to say: My husband and I are childless, because we don't want them and because I can't have them (if we wanted them there are alternatives of course), but several of our couple-friends have iddie biddie kiddies. I am sort of a sociopath in that I *sometimes* just say…
I have really thick hair so I'm worried about it being too fluffy or weird looking.
Well...I did it. I got the cut. I've got short hair now. I'll post a picture once I get a few responses so it's not BLAM, out in the open. It's super short.
Sounds like you have a Narcissistic Mom! I do too and it's the pits. But rest assured that you're not the crazy one — she is. NMs really like to set impossible hoops to jump through so they can always turn around and cry about being let down.
Being pregnant in your first trimester is WEIRD. You have this major, life-changing, exciting news — and you're kind of supposed to keep it quiet. And you feel like your body is a monster — some days you're sick, other days exhausted, sometimes you just want to cry — but you're supposed to go to work and say nothing…
Great ideas but I'm a grumpy curmudgeon who's at her best at, like, 8 am (it's all downhill from there, lol). So, I want to do a birthday brunch.
guyz i'm tired of being in the greyyzzzzz... i've been here for yrs n yrs n yrs =( how the hells am i in the black on gawker but not on jez? i think i only ever commented on the gawks once and i'm here all the time? VALIDATION I NEED VALIDATION VALIDATE ME Y'ALL
Oh!!!! This is a revelation. I just relayed this conversation to a handy American, and he has revealed to me that a "costume party" to him is what a "fancy dress party" is to me. (Fancy dress is ALWAYS evening wear here, as far as I know.)
I have a few things going on tonight. I bought my first vibrator and successfully came twice yesterday. So yay for me for having a sex-positive experience. I had posted ages ago about this and the Jezzies were the best cheerleaders for this.
You're awesome, Burt!
LONG TIME LURKER/INFREQUENT COMMENTER here, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed this "Weekend with Burt™" I had a horrible, very bad no good week that involved friends with cancer, crazy clients and even crazier family members and this cheered me up to no end. Thank you for being the refreshing internet cocktail I…
One way to do that without outright saying it is to make it fancy dress and/or late at night. Most people will get the hint.
I did a bad thing.
Happy Diwali, all my fellow Indian Jezzies (and all of you who don't celebrate, but came for the food and the prettiest holiday of the year). May you live in a place where diyas on the stoop do not elicit phone calls to the landlord from your ~ concerned neighbors.~
Why does listening to my neighbor's terrible music so amplify my loathing of humanity? And of his stupid weaselly little mustache. gaaaaaah. So. Dumb. Everything... I'm going to go blowdry my hair so I can't hear it.
I could stand for a hijacking like this every weekend!
You did an awesome job this weekend. You better become a regular.....OR ELSE.......