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Linda Ronstadt positively oozed sexuality early in her career. When she appeared on the Johnny Cash show in 1969, she wore a very mini skirt and no knickers. June Carter Cash got upset and Linda explained "I sing better bare-butted."

Even if those text messages from Britney Spears to Sam Lutfi *are* real, they don't reveal anything new that Britney felt about her family at the time. She was at a terrible place in her life and genuinely thought her parents didn't love her; she was basically going through her own adolescence: "My parents aren't

JESUS CHRIST FASSBENDER ON THE SOUND OF MUSIC WOULD MAKE MY OVARIES EXPLODE!!

So I've seen The Sound of Music countless times, but the first time I saw this GIF of Christopher Plummer on Jez I was like what is that GIF of Fassbender from? Just me or does anyone else see the resemblance here?

I watched the entirety of Sound of Music Live solely because I was drunk and laughing too hard at the idea of Vampire Bill Compton seducing Carrie Underwood.

Happy and hopeful that this means Amanda Bynes is getting her life together.

"This is showing what it looks like when women sellsex... so much of it feels staged for men, not for our own pleasure."

I find her irksome, too. I hope that fetus she is carrying doesn't
get her mouth. (or the goofy giggle)
I have lots of negative feelings for tons of complete strangers!
It is a gift to hate people that you will never meet. :)

That Christmas card is like the Sistine Chapel and AHS: Coven went to Vegas and had a shotgun wedding. Holy crap. I can't look at it directly. It's like a blingee come to life.

Kardashian Kristmas needs more Krampus !

I just started playing the ukulele. It's great because I deal with anxiety and depression, and it's such a happy mellow sounding instrument.

I'm gonna need the universe to cool it and leave me alone for awhile. In September, my dad was diagnosed with lung cancer. In October, my favorite Aunt, who was like a second mom to me, had several strokes. She died in early November. On my wedding anniversary. Last week, I found out my great-aunt, my last link to my

A bit of a TMI topic, but here goes:

I'm going to blow your mind right now. Are you ready?

Columbus Day! We celebrate the arrival of a person who thought he was somewhere else and then ushers in an age of genocide.

Hey, how dare you not respond to my thoughtful comments re: the Detroit Lions that I may or may not have forgotten to make, I'm not sure, I'm on a lot of pain medication but I think I've got a handle on it because the unicorns seem to have left the room now. Anyway, clearly my comments are grey (even though they are

You just won Thanksgiving. I'm not sure if you really want to win Thanksgiving though....

OOOOHHH YAY! A British person! We will all now explain Thanksgiving to you, because that will be most awesome!

Who is responsible for this? It's brilliant. What a wonderful gift to the fans.

Hal's deviousness definitely translates into Breaking Bad. I love Jane ~