I was at Union Square and City Hall (couldn't make it to AT&T Park), and it was amazing, you guys. So many people rooting for Batkid. I got a few photos, but mostly of other people's phones, unfortunately.

You guys, he just ran the bases at AT&T park.

Bay Area WE FUCKING ROCK!

I might be tearing up at my desk!

I don't remember what video it's in, but there's a moment where he hikes up his utility belt and stands with his hands on his hips. I died a million deaths from adorableness.

I was fine until little brother Robin showed up, and promptly embarrassed myself (at my desk, where else) with one of those half-laugh/half-sob sounds.

I am not ashamed to say that I was late for work yesterday because I was Googling images of him. The man just smolders.

Can you imagine Idris Elba and Chiwetal Ejiofor in a movie together?

DEAR WHITE JESUS,

I have said it before, multiple times.

Oh wait, the title needs some editing:

he IS my boyfriend, he IS!!! I'm so glad he finally told you so we could go public with our love. I love not separating fact from fiction, it's much nicer that way, as I sit here in my castle with my unicorn.

Just go for it. I have boned many people just for being direct.

Oh look, it's the creepy white guy who doesn't like minority men and has an Asian girl fetish.

I bet he smells nice like sandalwood, lavender, vanilla, and a tiny bit of musk. Wow, that's creepy Exmacinator. Still, I wanna tap that like a maple tree.

It's the only way he can get any peace when goes out in public; the beard is like a dimmer switch.

Yes, yes we do. My friend and I made little whimpery noises every time he badassed onto the screen in Pacific Rim.

Oh, Jamie. You stupid, beautiful fool.