Please let there be a documentary about Alexander Skarsgaard, Dominic West, and Prince Harry going to the South Pole. With oodles of homoerotic subtext. Or just a documentary, I'm not picky.

I know a few people who have waited on Tom Cruise in restaurants over the years and they all reported that he left outrageously big tips (even when he wasn't mega-famous like he is now), so despite the nutso Xenu stuff, I have to believe he's good people.

Deep dish pizza is not pizza. It's a casserole with a crust. There, I said it.

Oh Courtney - the rest of us stopped writing like that when we were in 3rd grade.

I hear you! Just telling you youre not alone. I'm terrible at waiting for tests, results, etc. I have MRI too soon..:(

Hugs and good wishes!

I prefer to simplify my past exes into Liz Lemon-esque "Dealbreaker" lines.

Oh my god. I have an ex who I only dated for about six months, almost five years ago, and when my best friends (who were my roommates at the time) and I get together, we STILL laugh about him. He was terrible for many reasons, including but not limited to showing up at my house uninvited and hanging out in my room,…

Ooooh yay, I always love an opportunity to share about my most recent ex.

My most recent ex left me for his much younger co-worker. While we were dating he was (mostly) agnostic and liberal. However, his coworker approached him by saying that Jesus came to her in a dream and told her that she needed to save him. He dumped me to be with her, joined her ultra-conservative evangelical church,…

Saturday Night Thread has arrived! Fellow Jezzies, I'm a longtime lurker, first time commenter. BUT I accepted a job in San Francisco yesterday (I currently live in D.C.) and would love any advice from the Bay Area Jezzies! Where should I live? What should I eat? And, most importantly, how do I do it all before…

Ah yes, the whole "don't you understand how upsetting your life-threatening illness was to me?" Hello, egocentrism.

And I can appreciate the scary kinds of crazy. My mom's boyfriend's ex is bipolar (or has borderline personality disorder - I can't remember) and the stories her boyfriend's kids tell are mind-blowing.

Is this baby a different type of baby the the first one? If she needs pink instead of blue onesies or whatever I could understand a second shower. But it is really obnoxious to advertise her registry all over the place and since she's not a close friend, meh, don't go to the shower. It doesn't sound like the…

Hey y'all, I get to see M.I.A. tonight I'm so excited! It got me thinking, what great shows have you Jezzies seen? Is there one concert that really stands out for you? For me it was Gorillaz last tour four years ago, and I've seen ALOT of shows.

I had an ex who turned out to be a super asshole who I couldn't get away from because we were in the same small program, at a small school, in a small town. Most of the people my year or older knew he'd treated me badly, but the newbies hadn't been there to witness it. So he became closer with some of the new students…

One of my exes started a blog that was full of pseudo-intellectual musings on random crap. Like kind of student essay-ish but not really. It became a hate-read of mine for a bit.

I'm being lazy for a few minutes while my wonderful boyfriend finishes up frosting the cake he baked (he also made ice-cream!) and putting together appetizers for my birthday party tonight. My birthday is tomorrow, though, so I'm a day off from Hedy Lamarr. It took a while to find this guy, with much dating angst on…

So, it turns out the guy I've been seeing went quiet because he's "trying to figure out his priorities." Before I go any further, I'll just say that for reasons too complicated to type on my phone, I know that he's not using this as code for "I don't like you and don't want to see you anymore." While I don't know the…

So I have been dating a super guy for 7ish months now. His sister is getting married tomorrow and I am invited, but I haven't met any of his family yet. They almost all live locally, and he actually lives at home right now (while he pays down some debt). I am from a small family, and his is very large and Lebanese -…

So for some reason I waited around on watching The Fall. OMG. Gillian Anderson, I didn't think I could love you any more but you've proven me wrong. Stella Gibson is amazing.