Well I guess Tom Cruise deserves a free lunch at Chili's on Veterans Day for all his hard acting because playing a solider for millions of dollars is totes the same as being in a war zone with live rounds and IEDs and no stuntmen.

If he were here, he would give you a lifeless, monotone talking to, young lady!

BUT WHAT DOES ANGIE THINK ABOUT JEN'S NEW HAIRCUT?

If that is what Jennifer Aniston is doing, that's kind of a genius evil marketing technique and I'm kinda impressed.

I'm almost more offended by beebs supreme lack of any actual skill, technique or talent. Stick to crayons and colouring books, kid.

A lot of people can actually pull that color off. The trick is to have super flawless skin (or the appearance of super flawless skin) and to remove redness from the cheeks (also, not much shine). I don't know your skin tone, but if you're pasty like me, it's the one time I use foundation (usually I only wear BB Cream)…

Yeah, it's getting old. REAL fast.

Gina Torres. Please, pretty please?

Yay! Another movie where the strong, capable, independent female character exists to support the male lead!

I don't know if it's a common Asperger's trait, but I'm neurotypical and I do that constantly. My partner has Asperger's and he does it a fair amount as well though, so it's possible that he just rubbed off on me.

I have Asperger's and I played around with "normies" for a while before settling on "neurotypicals." It's one of those things that's entirely descriptive and objective but you can imbue with a fantastic amount of contempt if you do it right.

Beside the point I know, but I have a cousin with cerebral palsy, and ever since he was about 12, he's used the word "regular" as a really effectively scathing diss. Like "ugh - everyone told me to see Juno like it was gonna change my life, and it was just so fucking REGULAR." It's caught on among a small circle,…

If you have a tattoo you want to hide, Lock It, her concealer, rules. http://www.sephora.com/tattoo-conceal…

Say what? She's an tattoo artist (nothing wrong with that but I'm a writer and I wouldn't expect to be named "HOTTEST CHICK IN CYCLING!")

Fact.

When a friend got married, she let her 3 and 1/2 year old niece wear whatever she wanted in the wedding and it was very similar to the outfit you described and it was fantastic. She looked great, was obviously SO proud of herself and knew how good she looked.

I never thought to check out Danskin for yoga pants. Their prices are great. Thanks for the tip.

Yeah, I thought it said he had it hanging around his neck. Why, exactly, is there a pen hanging around your neck when you're down there?? Pens belong on the counter. The end.

That outfit might actually make having a flower girl worth it. My niece could seriously rock Deely Boppers (a phrase which I will be using every chance I get for the next 12 hours because just saying it makes me happy). Actually...Now I want to wear them, too. All day every day.Deely Boppers!